They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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