I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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