So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
this just has baby written all over it
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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