I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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