so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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