Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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