you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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