But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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