Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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