she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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