So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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