he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Dear god my vagina.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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