when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
