8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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