How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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