Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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