It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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