You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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