Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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