Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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