I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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