How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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