YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
