so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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