Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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