Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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