Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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