I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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