ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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