Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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