I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
