Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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