i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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