Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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