So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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