I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
