it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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