Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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