That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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