Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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