big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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