new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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