When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
When did angry sex become our thing?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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