i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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