Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
