ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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