jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I understand Curling. That high.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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