great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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