Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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