If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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