Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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